There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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