have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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