I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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