I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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