I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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