She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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