Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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