I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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