we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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