Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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