belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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