STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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