What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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