JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Also, beer. Big fan.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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