Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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