i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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