i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Randomize
