Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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