I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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