Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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