His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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