On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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