I hate your face
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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