you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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