she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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