god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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