Porn is love you can see.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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