Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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