Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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