sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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