Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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