so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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