I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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