That's when you crack a 10am beer
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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