I forgot how hot balto sounded
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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