just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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