He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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