if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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