I just made out with a guy for $7.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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