I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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