Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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