For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I don't deserve a penis
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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