at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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