If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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