A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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