lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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