We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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