i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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