Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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