I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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