So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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