when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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