Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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