Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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