# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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